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egosketch:

lessons with petey

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agnosticblowjob:

candydoppelbox:

kirkendauhl-v2:

At no point did I expect what he was making. I think I just assumed it was book binding?

Lads, he is not making a book.

there is no possible way anyone could guess what this mf is making.

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blueskittlesart:

1 minute of washing machine time is like 10 minutes human time. they live on a completely different scale that we could never begin to conceptualize

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bronzetomatoes:

Every time a woman makes a pink job or girl math or girl dinner or I’m just a girl joke I unfortunately have to kill a random man on the streets. And you may think this is cruel or unjust but in reality that’s just the way the cookie crumbles

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lourainwoods-in-the-woods:

pudgy-planets:

pudgy-planets:

Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.

BOTH I MEANT

BOTH

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suiheisen:

i watch baseball for the side quests

update: i think you should look at the reblogs for more important baseball hijinks

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redbuddi:

momperlman:

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

technofeudalism:

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yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you greedy fucks

good.

“We keep making our service worse, cancelling shows before their time, hiking up the prices, and generally ruining what once was a decent product–piracy keeps wining somehow. 🤷”

This is especially funny because early on, part of Netflix’s business model was to look at what series were being pirated and acquire them, and a lot of pirates would just use Netflix because it was easier and not too expensive.

But then Netflix made themselves infinitely more inconvenient and you’ll never guess what happened next

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boccher:

boccher:

the nature of every viral epic dunk argument-terminating phrase is that, within a week of the phrase’s inception, the phrase will be used by a big blog to shut up a minority trying to explain how they are being actively and visibly marginalised

big blogs latch on to epic dunk phrases like temporarily embarrassed ben shapiros

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holywaif:

starting tomorrow i will be super normal fun kind sexy and functioning